FUN! try it. thanks stripes.

Rules:- Choose a band/singer- Answer the following using ONLY titles of songs by that band/singer

Are you male or female? Mary's Song. (my oh my)

Describe yourself? Fearless.

What do people feel when they’re around you? The best day.

How would you describe your previous relationship? You should've said no.

Describe your current relationship. You're not sorry.

Where would you want to be now? Come in with the rain.

How do you feel about love? I'm only me when I'm with you.

What’s your life like? Teardrops on my guitar.

What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Invisible.

Say something wise. "Now i know why the trees change in the Fall."

Singer:
Taylor Swift.

Tay Swifty ...

i am obsessing over the new Taylor Swift C.D.
if you like music, if your a girl, if you have boy problems, LISTEN !!

newww!

http://lahurnxx.tumblr.com/

bored. made a new one where stripes does her, it just seems so much more interesting! :)

new,new,new!

pumpkin.

homecoming weekend was a blast. havent been that drunk in SO long, which is always a good time. i was the only roomate not to puke, besides jenna--you know here miss alki!

monday was just one of those weird days for me. i didnt want to get out of bed at all, so i didnt. haha i skipped my 11 oclock class, my 1 oclock (which doesnt take attendance, so it doesnt count to me) and i thought i would go to my 3 oclock health class, i walked all the way across campus to find a note on the door reading CANCELLED. yayyyy! came home and chilled with the girls, talked to my dad on the phone- which was really awkward cause its usually a really fake converstaion going something like this "oh schools great, just doing some homework, ya i miss you too, yes alot, ya just send me the tuition check, and ill see ya around christmas (ps-havent seen him since.. march!) okay dad i love you, i miss you too" but for some reason i hung up right after the word "too, ok bye" came out cause i just started balling. for the first time i actually realized how much i miss my dad. the dad i grew up with, not the man i know now- but the one that i knew before all the mess in my life happened with my family. whatever im not gonna sit and blog about how bad my childhood was, cause honestly i could write a book- and im not that person to sit around and dwell in my self pity about how shitty my childhood was, but before all that shit happened HE WAS THE COOLEST GUY EVER! i was the biggest daddy's girl ever, and i couldnt stand when anyone ever brought my dad down, like he was the fireman hero daddy that every girl wished they had! and for some reason i cant seem to find him anywhere. not in chicago, not in florida. not in a phone conversation. i feel like that guy doesnt exist anymore. my roomates told me that i should write him a letter and let him know how much i really hurt, knowing how selfish he is. ive heard the same shit over and over "ill come in and see eiu real soon, i mean i am paying for it!" YET, HE HAS YET TO SEE IT. and lacks the part of a father that actually cares. its okay i have mommy- who called me to let me know she filled my account with some cashola, and that i can make my monday night trip to walmart with the girls. we could prob feed a family of 20 with the amount of food we have in our pantry/fridge/and mini fridge.
couldnt fall asleep last night/nor this morning. actually fell asleep around 7:30 and woke up around 9. well i think 7:30, cause the last time i went to the bathroom was 7:20ish.

Tuesday- woke up today and had some cereal, which is odd for me cause i dont do breakfast, even though i know i should- APPLE CINNAMON CHEERRRRRRRRRIOS! :) angela picked me up and drove me to class, so nice of her. hey she offered. went to badminton, came back had lunch with jenna, went to dance class, came home and watched 'Charlie Bartlett' with jenna and meliss. Im smelling the aroma of garlic and teriyaki from melissa's dinner she cooked for herself. finally just getting to relax and continue on my new book. gonna make some of my new tea tonight. thanks stripes. P.S.- BINX went to the doctor, andhehas an upper respiratory infection, is on antibiotics *thank god, he will finally stop sneezing* and then can finally be declawed. :) yayyy no more ruining our couches. but the little guy is asleep next to me, what a sweeeetie.

gonna carve my pumpkin tonight. i was reinacting the family at a pumpkin patch last night when i got my pumpkin. brandon would be kicking the pumpkins, i would be choosing the most round and perfect one, and steven would be up my mom's ass like MOMMMMY LOOK AT MINE! and dad would be ... AT THE FIREHOUSE! BUT... btw my pumpkin is just how i liked it to be when i was yiddle. perfect height, color, and no bruises or dirt spots. give me some ideas as to what to carve it into ! :)

ahhh that feels good to get it all out. KELLY CLARKSON CONCERT IN 3 DAYS! hollllaz!

the words of my roomates.

melissa-

"i cant wait go get older and my GUYFRIEND comes home and says, DADDY'S HOME!"

"wanna see the bruise on my tit?" -"i did it, it was me!"

Rhea-

"if you disappeared, no one would look for you, you loose, cause i'm the winner!"

"I'm perfect! PERFECT PERFECT!"

Jenna-

"I'm going to lock that cat in the laundry room if he keeps whining like a baby!"

Me-

i make Jambalaya for dinner ----"spicy food gives me headaches guys" jenna ("walking gives me headaches")
COOL THEY DONT BELIEVE ME. :(

"Rhea, I'm ready to stop being a hater, i'll start loving now!"

THIS APT. IS A MESS. H.A.M. HOT ASS MESS. fo sho!

0.

Love- An archaic but commonly used way to say ZERO in the tennis scoring system. [or in Lauren's game of Life/Love.]

stripes--forgot this part.

went to bed last night in a white v-neck shirt. the one that Will wrote on the back.

"SLUT" with an arrow pointing to my ass.

didnt change before breakfast. got up to use the washroom, get the table, pay the bill. i wonder how many people saw my shirt saying "SLUT".

--found out it was the shirt after Tania's mom said, Lauren i think theres something written on your shirt. thank god ive been using "shout" on it, but you can still read it out.

embarassed.

BINX.

objects in mirror are closer than they appear.























i turn and look in the back seat to see this one.





















brat wouldn't let me take a picture.




















our new roomate. thachary binx. (hocus pocus)

looks how 90's my cd collection is. just too name a few. ricky martin, jewel, linkin park, 98 degrees, spice girls, mariah carey, and b-spears. wow. eclectic 10 yr. old :)

had a wonderful, busy, eventful 4 day weekend at home. THURSDAY- drove home to O.P. and met Steven & Chris at Home Run Inn, in chicago. by our old house. had a good dinner and then went back to chris' for a little bit, left and went home. rhea and big georgia came over with "half backed" pint icecream(s) and we had a girls night talk, then we all went in the basement and just chilled with steevoosh and chris. melissa and ryan stopped by and i ended up going to bed early cause i had a migrane.

FRIDAY-slept till 12:30, went downstairs and watched the recording of Grey's Anatomy. i love coming home from school to find the house decorated like were 5 yrs. old again. pumpkins, leaves, and ghosts all around the house. i invited jenna over to play at the park with me, we went with steven to the park with our tennis raquets and basketball and ran around again like 5 yr. olds. came back had lunch, rhea came over, melissa came over and i went and got my eyebrows waxed! FINALLY- i was looking like a beast. talked with mama and the girls, took a shower and me and mellancamp had power hour in my basement, then i made a terrific bonfire and we sat in my yard. coors lights and a bonfire- verrrr nice. okay ended up drinking like 11 beers- wastedddd. jill stopped over, rhea big and lil g's, and genie to chill in the yard with us for a little bit. then they all went home and mellancamp fell asleep in the family room, woke up at like 5:30 went in my bed and slept till 11.

SATURDAY- steevoosh and mamusia woke me up- blinds up, water bottle, advils, and stomach medicine. =] picked up rhea. took a shower. got ready for SIX FLAGS FRIGHT FEST! what a ballin time. i drove, chris sat in the front with me and danced the whole time, steven, jill, rhea and georgia all boogied in the back. six flags was packed! so we only went on a few rides. wizzer, viper, american eagle, and 3 spinny upside ones like in those little mardi gras towns. RAGING BULL WAIT WAS 3 HOURS! insane. came home and then i slept over at rheas. we just chilled outside and talked for a yiddle bit, had some camels' and went to bed.

TODAY- woke up, picked up tania. me rhea and tania went to blueberry hill pancake house for breakfast. the new one on Bell Rd. my favorite restaurant for breakfast ever! had the 'luck of the irish skillet' then went home and watched the bears game with steevoosh. so pissed we lost :( it was a great game. rhea picked me up, drove back to eiu with mel and the new kitty cat. THACHARY BINX- like the black cat from Hocus Pocus (LOVE THAT MOVIE) ps. he's black and 3 months old. adorable. such a good boy. sleeps a lot. got "fourth meal" for dinner and now were just chillen and doing homework. did my sunday chore so i can relax for the night.

THIS WEEK- 3 major tests, two midterms. its gonna suck. but good weekend at home, and homecoming is this week. were expecting a few visitors. CANT WAIT FOR HALLLLOOWEEENNN! :)

vegas skies.

grr. acid reflex go away!

melissa is cooking dinner tonight, litttle scared haha!

i saw my advisor today- got a little overwhelmed because there are a lot of requirements, but i have a lot done- so thats good. i have to take math and KINIESIOLOGY! nooooooo! i know thats my major but from everyone i talk too, they all say thats their hardest class for their major. sad.

fast as you can - great song, but melissa wont stop playing it! BOOF!

i have tons of homework to do tonight, i think im just gonnna sit down and finish all my homework for the week, so i can be done and play.

still undecided if im going home for Fall Break or nott.

ive been listening to The Cab all day today. its fun to walk to class with my ipod, i just couldnt live with out. i know dramatic, but i like to space my steps to the beat. so sometimes ill time myself and ill make it to class in ten minutes or a slow song and make it in 15 minutes.

p.s.- i got caught in the rain twice today. i have the shiver's :(

public possession.

thurs- Carrie Underwood concert. Firehaus bar at u of i. Slumbo with my other set of roomates. another good time at 103 cha**ers, the concert was amazing and so were our seats.

fri- drove back to eiu, was very crabby and menstrual. took a 2 hr. nap, showered, and people started to come over to our small get together (pajama beerpong!!) just an excuse to not dress up. turned out great, about 25 people were here- no drama, and everyone had a good time.

sat- steven and chris left, i decided to get a huge hair cut, cutting off 7 1/2 inches of nasty hair. i love the new look. its helping with the whole confidence aspect, and its easier to do. came back and got the shakes cause i didnt eat so i laid down for a bit, woke up and had some cereal. the boys came over and we started to play some flippy cup where i ended up beating all 5 people on the opposite team .. ya. beast?
then some more people came over and we headed over to justins. was having a great time talking to mystery man Zach. who i need to find. went outside to help some friends out not end up getting in a fight, and i got caught with a beer in my hand. was put into the cop car, and i thought i was fucked. i am pretty much- but it couldve been worse. i was very respectful and answered everything with a yes sir, no sir answer. i have to be present in court with an attorney, to plead my case- doesnt this all sound fake? ya. i wish it was. then some other family drama occurred that my close people know about, im not going to blog about it. but i was a wreck, pretty upset that sat night/sun morning. ended up going to bed at 5:30,i laid with rhea and she talked with me and helped me fall asleep, and stop shaking.

sun- chill day fo sho! watched the bears win, the sox win, went to buffalo wild wings with my friends, then came home and did some homework and went to bed. yet i didnt sleep more than like 20 minutes so i ditched classes today 2/3 but one didnt take attendance. dinner in half hour. at thomas dining hall with LINDSAY! *old .r.a* nicest person in this entire world. not kidding.

soo hungry.
soo happy with new hair.
soo dont want to be in school anymore.
soo excited for dinner.

-La.

a poem.

Hero Dad
You are my hero, Dad
You're my secure foundation.
When I think of you,
I'm filled with love
And fond appreciation.
You make me feel protected;
I'm sheltered by your care.
You're always my true friend;
When I need you, you're always there.
You have a place of honor
Deep within my heart.
You've been my superhero, Dad,
Right from the very start.

By Joanna Fuchs

hahahahaha i wish.

dont take life for granted.

pray for the family. Uncle Jim passed away last night. makes me truly appreciate my wonderful family and amazing friends who really care. not going to blog much tonight. but going home tomorrow to attend the family services. thanks for the thoughts and prayers. "DONT TAKE LIFE FOR GRANTED"

Rest in Peace James Kreminski.

Cinda-Fuckin-Rella.

"Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!" -Mean Girls.

"Horrible, Horrible. If you makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses." -Home Alone

"Well color me happy, theres a sofa in here for two!"- Pretty Woman.

"Tell me one person who it's worked out for? What? you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh God, the pressure of a name...I got it- CINDAFUCKINRELLA! -Pretty Woman.



i heard this weekend that my blog wasnt impressive anymore and that it was too debbie downer. so i though i would put some funny quotes in the beginning- THERE YA GO CHRIS! haha.

so i thought about another tattoo idea last night. I was really set on getting the roman numerals on my wrist, but a smart fella told me that it shouldnt be the first one i get (or atleast dont get it on my wrist). so i might be getting a "dreamcatcher" on my right shoulder blade. Dreamcatchers were used by the Indians to catch all of the bad dreams and make all your real and good dreams come true. I think its such a cool concept, and forgot that i always had one since i was little over my bed, until we moved when i was 14 i lost it. It was turquoise and brown. the tat i get will have turquoise in it, to remind me of my old one.

i skipped tennis today! wtf- i was doing so good, going to all my classes-- but its true, once you miss one, you wake up and say ohh whatever were not doing anything important today- well im all of out absences for my tennis- were allowed two freebies then they start to count against you. i shouldve waited till the snowy weather came, not 87 and sunny. dumbass.

Just starting to write a paper for Health class- the one that i could literally teach; blinded and with no prior notes. soooo sad.

got my Human Physiology test back- 81%, thought i couldve done better, but i'll settle for a B! tonight i might be rejoining the Haiti Connection. I feel bad that im not doing like i did last year to help people. i feel useless? noo thats too emo- i just want to feel like a good person again. its a good cause and i have nothing going on tuesday nights anyways-

melissa and i are making some cool looking bracelets, and we just got done eating Chubby's. just kill me now. haha Parents weekend coming up this weekend- momma bill steven maybe brandon and chris are coming up friday, and then saturday were gunna go to the football game and during half time- grill with Will's family and all of our friends and parents! holla to a good time.

-♥

i'll update soon. sorry so busy. :)

asian cuisine.

jump asian cuisine at carman hall for dinner. met up shelby baby cause we havent seen her since my bday party. what a good friend. we were so close last year, and its really weird not having her next to me everyday like last year was. literally walked me to the bathroom because i was afraid of the silence and someone else walking in. she would sit next to me on the pot and pretend to pee until i was done. now THATS a fucking friend. :) and she was the best fricken eye brow plucker, i swear shes asian.

we i walk over to the fortune cookie bowl after finishing my delicious chicken terryaki dinner. complete with an egg woll :) and there are three left. one for rhe, one for shelb, one for me. i open mine. NOT A FORTUNE TO BE FOUND INSIDE OF MY FORTUNE COOKIE- rheas is like you will be a fucking millionaire and shelbys had to have said something along the lines of your the prettiest girl and youll be famous one day. mine- BLANK, A BLANK FRICKEN COOKIE. i dont know if thats bad good, or good luck- or nothing at all since theyre made in a factory. but as my favorite thing to do at carman is to get my fortune cause i save them all and put them on my bulletin board- and i get jipped. not cool.

sitting her in the family room having a captain/diet coke with rhea as she continues to play the same level over and over in "diddy kongg racingg!" i am sitting and admiring my new yellow leather watch complete with diamonds and a sick background. :) i love changing jewerly. lets see tomorrow class from 11-4, tomorow tennis dance, human phys lab. then NIU to see petros and ANTHONY! :) :) cant waitttttttttt!

is it good to exercise after a drink or two? ahahaha this should be funny.

guilty.

stand up comedy is the greatest thing to watch on a monday night with your roomates.

Ellen Degeneres "Here and Now!" takes it to the next level. She takes everyday life situations that everyone goes through and makes you laugh and feel socially accepted. she brings up tripping in public, calling someones name and they dont hear you (NANCY!), grabbing for toilet paper in a public bathroom, and how to talk to people (not engaged in full converstaion).

downloaded some new songs in class today, listened to "classs- I'M SERIOUS!" about 50 times.

made dinner for the roomates and i- pastaa and homemade garlic bread. OTH is on tonight at 8, so the apartment is gonna go nutzo! i saw this picture today and i wanted to post it.

-----> house in bambara-mali, Africa.

and some complain when they dont have their own room. guilty. i need to learn how to appreciate people and relationships rather than objects and material things. i love to shop and i always want more. but when does more get to be too much? idk. just a thought.

dick shaped mints.

rhea went to a bachelorette party this weekend and brought me some gifts back. dick shaped mints are my favorite. so good. :)

rhe stumbled across this note from last year and i though i would share, (we were really cool freshman last year!) (BOOF!) --

Rhea,
Keep this note till the day you day!
I love you!
you are my bestfriend!
today's date is october 21st 3:52 a.m.
these are our crazy college days coming up!
lets get rowdy!
and have a blast. love ya kid!
Love, Lauren Terese Kathryn Hurn
p.s. we just smoked 3 bowls with chris dezutter!!!
and we got ya high for the first time ever!
"gotta stay flyyy, till we dieee"

WOW- thank god you mature during college. i will never be that child that writes notes like that to my friends ever again. p.s. rhea's name was written inside of a cloud. BOOOF!

i got my late bday presents from rhe rhe-a sweet scarf, a shirt, and earrings from forev's!

sitting here listening to some old school musica! michael jackson! mariah carey! ballin!

u of i was an amazing fantastic time. havent laughed like that in a really long time. thurs was dinner at seven saints then 'BROTHERS' bar. top night top night. friday went with kellz to get her hair done at this fabulous hair salon. why dont we have anything cool like that on our eiu campus. boof! ate at a diner with some awesome service (i think people forget how to wait tables, it was the third time this has happened with kelllee v. is it us?) went home showerd and got ready but i wasnt feeling good. too much dunkin iced cooffee mixed with excedrin :) la hurn style fo sho! went to kellz friends apt, where i ended up feeling really sick and jsut wanted to sit on the couch like a big ugly debbie! dave was a gentleman and walked me home, i had a pop and laid on the couch. sat--woke up and went to HOWBOUTABAGEL! verry verry good. went back took a 3 hour nap, amazing! woke up went to dinner at the fantastic PANERA! haha were classy bitches. scarfed that food down and got ready for another eventful night. went to abdu's (? spelling) apt. where kellee was co-hosting. aka showing up late and drinking for free ahah. where then someone spotted an undercover cop (bald head, glasses, and actually bought a cup!!) i think i was the only underager there that didnt overreact and get a drinking ticket! yayy me! left that place and went to Legends Bar- what a good fucking night! 12 pitches later. 7 drunk children walked their asses back to 103 for some more fun, raptor/dragon noises, and pizzzaa! woke up today got some greasy food and some more BAD SERVICE. honestly.?. was a bumm allll day! just chilled and waited for the debbies to pick me up. got back to Chuckie town. made a TURKEY WRAP! diet coke. payed bills. and had a pow wow with rhea in our HUGE closet. it was hilarious. we were literally sitting on the ground drinking our tea ( lahurn style) and talking about everything and everyone. like usual. ended in a good hug. she is now hanging up some more posters of gorgeous men. she gets to look at my HIDEOUS (guess who!) peg board ($34) and pictures with james dean- and i get to stare at half naked nick lachey and david beckham. what a diverse room. too funny. is nick lachey even alive anymore, come on rhe!

class tomorrow at 11- run the mile and half, tubz going on the track next to barbie, elma, and mr. pike's himself. yayyy for diversity across this campus.
Bio-awesome teacher who calls everyone a dick. including her boss.
Health- all she says is "im serious!" i could teach that class with no books, or lesson plans "IM SERIOUS!"

then ill most likely cook some dinner, maybe pasta? then its ONE TREE HILL NIGHT! like omgs'! love us.

wisdom teeth coming in-shifting teeth- not cool. gotta go floss, brush, mouthwash, and retainer that shit.

ta ta for now- LaHurn

pulled.

right shoulder is in pain. hurt it today in the ATP lab working out, for my fitness for life class. just took some ibuprofen. kinda crabby today- just one of those days, I'm ready for the weekend and I'm ready to just relax. tomorrow i have to teach tennis class at 10am, then dance, lab, then off to u of i for the weekend. gonna go shopping tomorrow, dinner, then out. missed class today on accident, overslept during my nap. not much to write about today. gonna watch the battle on mtv LOVEEE the battle shows. peace.

lyrics.

Dont call me, Dont text me, Dont call me bff. This is for you!

crazy about each other
we both have fucked up pasts
but when we are together
we have a fucking blast

I don’t know where we’re going
but i know we’ve gone too far
and i hope it isn’t showing
but i think i love you
and i can’t believe you’re leaving
just when i let you in, and
when you had me believing
i could feel again

i’ve shown up for you in ways that girl never would
but i know you’ll go back to her and maybe you should,
but i hope you don’t go backwards cuz i’m going on ahead
and one day you’ll wish that you had stuck with me instead

-Hear Me : Kelly Clarkson (to the next one, hopeful thinking)

you gotta be out there
you gotta be somewhere
where ever you are, I'm waiting

Hear me I'm crying out- I'm ready now
turn my world upside, find me
I'm lost inside the crowd its getting loud
I need you too see I'm screaming for you
to please- Hear me.

I used to be scared of
Letting someone in
But it gets so lonely
Being on my own
No one to talk to
And no one to hold me
I'm not always strong
Oh, I need you here
Are you listening?

-- I wish i was taleneted at writing lyrics.

Things i like, Lambchop, Toy KEY wrap!

The attitude i wish i had, learning to stand up for myself day by day.
The Tattoo i decided on. :)
The Style i want to dress like, ohh one day when I'm... famous?

I did good. She did good. All is good.

Me being lame in class, trying to show my roomates that

I am an antisocial cuntie in class, but i have a reason- I'm not a fan of the sorority people, they just dont seem interesting so i tend to myself, my iPhone, and texting.

Getting ready to watch One Tree Hill with the roomies. dont know why i got sucked into this show, but it just pulls ya in and it always leaves you with wanting to watch it again next week. I guess its cause my roomies gave me a character to live vicariously through :) Or i mean Rhea- rooming with her last year, i was forced to watch that instead of being a loyal american idol watcher.

BOOF- severe weather alarm just popped up on the TV! i lovee watching storms!

driving in them? NOT SOOO MUCH.

dinner- im going to turn into a fucking turkey wrap. its all i eat these days. and a yummy diet coke with 6 pieces of ice :)

i want to be hyper and my friends wont let me. theyre being huge fricken debbies and im making myself laugh so hard that im in tears! doing the "OH CHERRRRII" voice from LAMBCHOP! mu hahahaha

i think im going home this weekend. theres nothing else to do and i dont wanna be stuck with ....... all weekend and be bored- unless theres other plans. going to u of i on thursday for dinner and maybe staying so i can go to the bars, & play with friends. and then walking home. if i go home. ughh boof!

hope you liked my pics, im sooo bored that thats what this blog had to be about.

-LaHurn xx.